Anyway, I pulled up to the side entrance to the store. It's the only one that has a bike rack nearby. After parking and locking my bike up, I found the entrance doors locked:
Oh, and in case you're wondering, here's a picture of the chips we proceeded to make that night with our nifty microwave-potato-chip-making setup:
That is, until you add the chip dip...
Tasty > Healthy = WINNING.