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Wife and I were heading back from a great morning at the beach the other day when we came across the above
I present to you his thought process as he parked:
Boy, this pavement looks hot... And they could have made the beach closer... Heck, the drive here was far enough... Oh but hey LOOK! There's some nice sand right there by my car! I can't even see the water or hear the waves from here, but who needs a beautiful view, relaxing crashing wave sounds, or fresh air smell? Not me, oh no. I'm just here to work on my tan anyway... Note to self: order a giant-sized sandbox from Amazon when I get home...
Bahaha, BEACH FAIL!!!