First, the blue fingers:
Okay, so maybe they're a bit more "teal" than blue, but the point is I look like something off of this movie - or maybe that one. Why are my fingers blue? Because Wife asked me to paint this for her today:
|Please note the relative elevation of Wife's feet. Awesome. The Hulk is a big beast.|
After that, I was famished, and I felt like doing it the right way, so I made myself this meal:
I think I made wife proud. What you see are 1.5 ham sandwiches (there was one slice of bread left in the bag - and I do NOT believe in leaving just one slice of bread. I'll eat it plain if I have to.), cherries, a jumbo carrot, and blueberries. To top it all off, I washed it down with a DIET Mountain Dew! Look at me go!
Life is awesome the way it is, but pretty soon it'll be changing in big ways. A week from tonight, I'll be sleeping in Grand Rapids. I don't know that I'll ever be ready to leave Wife and Pupper, but I must say that I am excited for the next chapter of my transformation to begin.